Caption This Photo: George Steinbrenner at Opening Day Of The New Yankee Stadium

Check your "Weekend At Bernie's" jokes at the door people. this one is serious. We're looking for you, the fans to come up with the best caption for this photo of George Steinbrenner at his new $1.6 billion stadium.

The MLB won't allow us to offer free Yankee tickets as a prize, but won't it be fun to see what kind of funny stuff we can all come up with? We can't think of anything better to do than make fun of an old rich guy to take away the sting of a disappointing Yankee loss.