
Hat-tip (no pun intended): Bombers Beat
Receding hairline not included, obviously.

Hat-tip NY Times Bats Blog
Mark Teixeira can buy 666,666 of these at $30 per (estimated price, they go on sale on March 1 on MLB.com) if he wants to spend his entire $20 million 2009 salary on these

Hopefully these will be donated to poor children in underdeveloped countries when they inevitably sit on the shelves.
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