Friday, August 1, 2008

Hey Sidney - Why so Serious?

Surely some other readers have been perusing the interwebs today and came across this image of Sidney Ponson on Yankees.com:


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So, the question has to be asked (Joker style) Sidney - why so serious?

Here are some reasons why Sidney Ponson looks like he is about to cry as he releases a pitch:
(counting down, as if this is some lame rip off of the never funny David Letterman top 10)

3) He would much rather be feeding some of those chins at the post-game spread.

2) Not too long ago, he was living the life, doing stuff like this. Now he is throwing a spherical object while wearing tight pants in the middle of the South Bronx. If that thought doesn't make a man cry, what will?

1) He realized that opponents are getting on base over 40% of the time against him, and he knows that every pitch is just another futile effort in a losing battle to stay in the big leagues.

Looking back, this post is pretty unfair. You know, since Sidney is such a good guy

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