Big Papi Sees The Writing On The Wall

CAUGHT ON CAMERA!

Over-the-hill slugger, David Ortiz (OPS - .596), taking up a day job in preparation of being unceremoniously dumped by "boy wonder" Theo Epstein.

What better way to get back at the Red Sox than taking photos of Yankees fans outside of the new Yankee Stadium (on his off day) as part of the "Yankees Photo Program."

By now you've probably realized that the guy in the above photos isn't really David Ortiz. Milling around outside of the gates last night, we saw this Big Papi lookalike and felt compelled to snap some creepy cell phone pics. C'mon, some of you Stadium Insider regulars must have seen this guy and thought the same thing as us... Right?