Sunday, May 4, 2008

Sadly, IPK will have to pleasure himself in lesser facilities...

Kevin Devaney of LOHUD is reporting that Ian Kennedy has been demoted to AAA Scranton Wilkes-Barre to make room for Darrell Rasner on the 25 man roster.

Just a couple of weeks ago, he was reportedly getting jerked off in a major league bullpen (thanks again for the laughs, David Cone). Now he will be riding the bus to face teams like the Lehigh Valley Ironpigs.

As bad as this sounds for IPK, it may be worse for us Yankee fans. With Hughes on the DL and Kennedy back in the minors, it can't be long until we see the return of this guy:

Your move, fake IPK

Talk about it in the NYYSI Forums!


The Mets Police said...

I enjoy the're like a kindred spirit in the Bronx. Keep it coming.

fake ian kennedy said...

Two words: The "Stranger."

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